Ari – Animal Rap – Giant Panda

Lyrics by Ari Lesser
I'm a Giant Panda one of the few
Who's left in the wild, not stuck in a zoo
I live by myself on a slope with a view
And it's true, all I do is chew bamboo
Thirty pounds a day, but I don't gain weight
So I can;t take a break to just hibernate
Cause it goes right through like a Chinese Buffet
Making me poo forty times each day!!!